Did you hear about the man who got cooled to Absolute Zero, he’s 0K now.
What do you call 2 crows on a branch? Attempted murder.
A student traveling on a train looks up and sees Einstein sitting next to him. Excited, he asks: “Excuse me, professor. Does Boston stop at this train?”
How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it’s a hardware problem.