New(maybe) jokes for March

  1.  An electron is driving down a motorway, and a policeman pulls him over. The policeman says, “Sir, do you realize you were traveling at 130km per hour?” The electron goes: “Oh great, now I’m lost.”
  2. The barman says: “we don’t serve faster-than-light particles here.” A tachyon enters a bar.

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