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A few science jokes to brighten your holidays

1.  A mathematician came home one night at 3 a.m. and
immediately got an earful from his wife.
“You’re late!” she yelled. “You said you’d be home by 11:45.”
“Actually,” the mathematician replied, “I said I’d be home by
a quarter of 12.”

2.  Entropy isn’t what it used to be.

3.  Rene Descartes took a date to a fancy restaurant for her
birthday.
The sommelier handed them a wine list, and she ordered the
most expensive drink she could.
“I think not!” exclaimed Descartes, and *POOF* he
disappeared.

4.  Did you hear the news about reincarnation?
It’s making a comeback.

5.  A photon is going through airport security.
The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage.
The photon says, “No. I’m traveling light.”
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